This blog post you’re about to read is the funniest thing you’ll see on the Internet today. Yet as entertaining as it is, it’s highly educative. So as you’re laughing, also be learning.
We begin our comical adventure from the Bible. Scriptures explains vividly 2 main benefits of breast for men. Also, where they come from & what each one does for you as a man.
- One is the mom’s breast:
Bible says it gives SECURITY. Ps. 22:9. The verse:
“Yet You brought me forth from the womb; You made me secure at my mother’s breast”
- The second one:
Same breast that gives you ‘security’ from your mom, also gives you SATISFACTION from your wife. Pro. 5:19. The verse:
“Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love”
First, the 2 women who are pivotal to a man’s existence are his mom and his wife. The mom is his foundation, while his wife is his conclusion.
The mother gives birth to him, the wife gives birth for him. He is the inheritance of his mother… his wife provides his heritage (children) for him.
When he’s yet a baby, his mom breastfeed him so he can grow. But when he’s grown… his wife takes over the breastfeeding so he can be satisfied.
Breast is the milk of life, and these 2 women provide man with it. There’s something about breast which the scriptures know that we don’t. My own is sha suck breast… if you want to grow.
Irrespective of your age, as long as you’re still living… you ought be growing. As a child, with breast…you grow in stature; but as an adult… with breast, you grow in wisdom.
As a wife, don’t say your husband is old or an adult… breastfeed him with the milk of your breast (not feeding bottle). Seriously, every man secretly still wants that babyish treatment…
Sadly they can’t get it anymore from their mom… hence they’ve a wife. Where the mother stops, the wife continues.
Some wives lack this treatment, then they make the husband miss his mom… yet they’ll be complaining ‘he likes his mom more than me yen yen yen’
When you’re not giving him what his mom gave him nkò Take mic 🎤
